GMM Quick-Hit-a-Thon #51

This is the 51st post in my Stone Skin Press Gods, Memes and Monsters anthology "Quick-Hit-a-Thon." This time around I'm highlighting an apparently very boring mythological creature "The Tedious Finch" by Greg Stolze, a writer involved in a "a complicated fictional-risk-deferral scheme." Stolze's entry opens with "The North American tedious finch (Carduelis hebetes) has..."